Real time on the farm

Right now:
 1) there is a burping, farting mastiff asleep in my living room (mastiffs are like that)

2) there is a snoring 10 yr old punk sacked out on my couch (cub scout camp will do that to you)

3) that ridiculously obstinate calf is continuing to bawl....all stinkin' afternoon.  She is hoarse and her moo now sounds like a croak.  This is day 4 of her shenanigans (it's hard realizing you have to grow up)

4) 48 dump trucks (or, perhaps 2)  are running up and down my driveway make all kinds of racket.  They are hauling corn....in August.  We don't like to chop corn this early....it's not a good thing  (a drought will do that to you)

5)  calgon....take me away.